Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

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Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

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How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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