What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

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what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

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women's rights.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

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scientology.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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Ms Leong Sux

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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