Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

A seal walks into a club.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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