What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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