Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

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Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Sammi suck kyles chode

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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