Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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Justin Bieber

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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