- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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