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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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