- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

Your Mother

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

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