- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

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