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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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