What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

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What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

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Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

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why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

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Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

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Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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Sarah Palin

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Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

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Stranger at door: *Knock knock* Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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