Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

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Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

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Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

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Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

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why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

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Well that explains a lot, thank you.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

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What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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I have aids

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