- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

A shark ate your mom

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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