- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

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