- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

all jokes aside...

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

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INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

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