- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

a man walked into a bar....

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

If you were a pie I'd eat you

Yo mama is so fat she died

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

Knock knock Fuck off!

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