Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

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How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

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There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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The Pittsburgh Pirates

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

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Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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