What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

Men's rights

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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