Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Keanu Reaves

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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