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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Whats white? A fridge

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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