- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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