Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

Lil Wayne

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