knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

u suck

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

I like the color potato.

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