- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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Massie is a fatass

Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Gay republicans

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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