- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

So a seal walks into a club.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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