Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

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Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

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Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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you will like this because i am black.

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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