Andrew's a bald wankstain.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

irish man drinking john smiths

When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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