What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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