What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

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the holocaust

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What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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