how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Your mother is so fat.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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