So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

A sober Amy Winehouse

The Game.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

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