A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

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What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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