Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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whats brown and sticky a stick

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

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Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 283,000,322,249,390

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If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

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Why was Mr. Smith always so sad at the block party? His uncle molested him as a child, when he was 10 he finally told his mother. His mother and father later fought if they should tell the police, the mother wanted him to go to jail, and the dad didn't want to ruin his family because the uncle was his brother, and the uncle had children. Right before his mother would call the police his father stabbed her in the back, mr smith saw what happened. Him and his father hid his mothers body and mr smith"s dad told him if he tells anyone about this he will kill him. Years later when mr smith was 13 he went on drugs to ease the pain, he later became an addict, and dropped out of school. He know suffers from depression and has killed all 3 of his wives. He is wanted in many middle eastern countries. So when ever he goes to sleep he has the same dream were him mom offers him pot and right before he gets it his dad stabs her in the back. So know mr smith is sad at the block party because he will kill himself later tonight.

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A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

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yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

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One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

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A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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