What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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