Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

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Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

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How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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