- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Don't believe in Atheists.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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