What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

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How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

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Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

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what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

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There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

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An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

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Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

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KILL WHITEY

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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