- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

Where's my tractor?

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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