Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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