Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Womens rights.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

epic win?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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