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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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