- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

the economy.

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

women's rights

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

A house comes around the corner.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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