Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

whats white and looks like paper paper

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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