Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

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I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

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What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

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What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

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Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

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A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

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what do u call a apple a apple

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

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I haven't left my basement in 29 years

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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