Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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womens rights

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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