How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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Tim likes girls

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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Jeff

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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call me maybe.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

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what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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