Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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Top Gear USA

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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I just drank a cola.

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Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

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im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

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What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

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Seriously, all your new jokes are shit. They are either repeats of stuff previously on the site or they are just so unfunny you'd struggle to get a sympathy laugh from your mother. Please actually take the time to think of something worth submitting or do not submit at all. We know people with no arms can't knock on doors enough now, and many things are better than the holocaust. Do something new!

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

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A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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