A miserable man committed suicide.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

Small Penis.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

sweating like antoni with a girl

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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