Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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say cheese

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

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Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

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I meant to state that I threatened to kill him unless he refused to state that I broke his knees (and broke his wrists, I forgot to mention that too, such misery... ...Give a real man a chance here, its not every day I have to kill my mother... But you still wont hear me whining about it, asked my wife if she forgave me if I spent the rest of the day smirking, after all my mother "had visions" where my wife was Satan, which is fun, since I was also Satan the day I was born... Because my name is Nero... A NAME SHE GAVE ME! Still, not very dignifying getting the shit beat out that old hag because she was on some blend of angel dust, and still not so fun killing her by biting half her neck off... ...Literally not so fun, kinda fun? You bet, tasted disgusting, watching her choke to death was...Lets just say I have shared enough joy with you for one day.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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